Ebay dictionary



#2

Found this in an auction. Found it humorous.

Gene

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EBAY DICTIONARY
Hard to Find -- "It's the only one I'm auctioning today."
Rare -- "It's the only one I'm auctioning this week."
Seller prefers Paypal - "I want your money and I want it NOW!" Very Rare -- "It's the only one I'm auctioning this month."
Unique -- "It's the only one I'm willing to sell."
Mint -- "It looks more-or-less like it did when I bought/inherited/salvaged/found/stole it."
Minty -- "It's mint (q.v.), except for the funny green sauce I dribbled on it while eating lamb chops the other night."
New in Box (NIB) -- "I bought this with the sole intent of selling it for many times what I paid for it."
Nice -- "Looks great-- doesn't work."
Complete -- "Except for the valuable, hard-to-find bits required to make it work."
Not Tested/Sold As-Is -- "12VDC? 120VAC? There's a difference?"
Like New -- "Like running over it with a car could really be that bad for it."
With Extras -- "I didn't feel like auctioning the manual, battery door, and case separately."
Buy It Now -- "...for twice what it's worth, or risk paying three times as much to stave off snipers."

#3

Funny


#4

Untested = "I couldn't get it to work"


#5

I'm not expert on this -- "I'll let you figure out what's wrong with it."

#6

Didn't have batteries to test it -- I'm pretty sure it doesn't work, but didn't want to have to say so.

#7

NR!!! -- "No Reserve. (Hardly necessary, in light the auction's outrageously high minimum bid!)"


#8

BIN $2500.00
HP 67, mint, full of cigar smoke, battery dead but included so you know what kind to buy, contacts clean shiny, manual worned, torn, broken ac/dc adapter with 440-220 switch (non-working). This is for someonw who can get it to work. As is pictured. Guaranteed zipper function on torn HP like case.


#9

Yeah - Ilove those that say MINT, and then procede to tell everything that's wrong with em. MINT, except..........................................................................................................................................................................


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