Found this in an auction. Found it humorous.
Gene
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EBAY DICTIONARY
Hard to Find -- "It's the only one I'm auctioning today."
Rare -- "It's the only one I'm auctioning this week."
Seller prefers Paypal - "I want your money and I want it NOW!" Very Rare -- "It's the only one I'm auctioning this month."
Unique -- "It's the only one I'm willing to sell."
Mint -- "It looks more-or-less like it did when I bought/inherited/salvaged/found/stole it."
Minty -- "It's mint (q.v.), except for the funny green sauce I dribbled on it while eating lamb chops the other night."
New in Box (NIB) -- "I bought this with the sole intent of selling it for many times what I paid for it."
Nice -- "Looks great-- doesn't work."
Complete -- "Except for the valuable, hard-to-find bits required to make it work."
Not Tested/Sold As-Is -- "12VDC? 120VAC? There's a difference?"
Like New -- "Like running over it with a car could really be that bad for it."
With Extras -- "I didn't feel like auctioning the manual, battery door, and case separately."
Buy It Now -- "...for twice what it's worth, or risk paying three times as much to stave off snipers."