A man was recently in the calculator aisle of a well-known office supply store. He can't find what he wants. A stockboy wanders by.
Man: Excuse me. I'm looking for the Hewlett-Packard calculators.
Stockboy: The what?
Man: The Hewlett-Packard calculators.
Stockboy: All of our calculators are right here.
Man: Yes, but I'm looking for the Hewlett-Packard calculators.
Stockboy: (blank look) Hewlett-Packard? Ummm . . . I'll have to ask somebody about that.
Man: OK. Thank you.
Five minutes later the man leaves the store. There were no Hewlett-Packard calculators. As he walks through the parking lot the man has a very uneasy feeling. He recalls his conversation with the stockboy and the man wonders to himself, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?"