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Calculator widow



#10

How many of you remember the classic photograph of the guy in bed working away on the HP-65 while his wife looks blankly away, twiddling her hair in disappointment?

This immediately brought it to mind. Is he holding a 50g, or is it a TI?


#11

I'm a big fan of calculators - but in this situation I would definitely lay it aside! :-)

Franz


#12

Calculator? ...What calculator?

#13

Now we know that WP-34s stands for Widow Project. ;-)

John


#14

:-D

#15

My wife might agree too.


- Pauli

#16

I think the man is kissing the calculator goodbye and whispering to it that it will be alright, because he is going to put it away and get busy!!!

:=)

Namir

#17

Looks like she's cold, especially at her front ;-)

#18

Maybe he's having a problem with his hard drive.


#19

Indeed, he obviously had a severe head crash.

Edited: 25 May 2012, 4:15 a.m.

#20

HP-50G. TI-89 has a curved display.

#21

She's just jealous.

- Pauli

#22

Woman-"Make love to me and I will tell you all about Bessel functions, Gaussian quadrature, multivariate optimization, Newton's method, Eigen values, ..."

Man-"Goodness!! This woman can't shut up, can she? She is rubbing it in my face, because I failed my calculus course and she got A+ all through her math courses. Not like my quiet and very accepting little 'liebchen' here! Let me give my calculator a little kiss!"

Woman-"Go ahead and press the buttons of your little monster. I took the batteries out .... sooooo ... good luck with turning her on!!!"

Moral of the story -- pictures can be deceiving! She is the math genius and he is a math duffus with a high end calculator. Like the machine will think for his clulessness!


Edited: 25 May 2012, 7:50 p.m. after one or more responses were posted


#23

:-D

BTW, she's spelled 'Liebchen' ;-)


#24

Thanks Walter! I corrected the spelling in the original post.

:-)


#25

... after re-reading all your post I've tried even harder...

... but still can't find the calculator you all are talking about...

:-(

Cheers.

Diego.

#26

It's so frustrating when you don't have an ENTER command.


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