OT: Who knows me better...

[kc]

...than my wife?

Me: I've bought myself a birthday present. (PS: HP 15C LE)
Wife: What's that?
Me: I bought it from overseas. You'll know when it arrives.
Wife: A calculator?

Luckily, my wife didn't complain about me having many calculators already and still bought another one, like some of the forum members' wives did...

Regards,
KC

[Howard Owen]

I would never suggest anyone here knows you any better than your wife, but some of us might have guessed the correct answer to that one. :)