Hark! The HP Angels sing
Collecting is the Greatest thing;
Peace on Earth, we wish success
And a replacement for the 42s.
Joyful, All ye nations rise
Yes, even if you've got T.I.'s
Rise, ye Angels and proclaim
Your calculator Hall of Fame
Hark! The HP Angels sing
Collecting is the Greatest thing.
Voyagers, Woodstocks, in full voice
Halfnuts or Fullnuts, all rejoice
We'll all know we've reached heav'n when
We see St. Peter, using RPN
Desktops, Handhelds, held on high
Constants from ln to pi
Hail the Mag Card, data in place
'Cause keying twice is such a waste
Hark! The HP Angels sing
Collecting is such a beautiful thing.
Give ye pause, and give ye thought
Did Rudolph have a 35 red-dot?
What did he key in to display
While other reindeer left to play?
Gather now, in this happy season
Formulae that uphold Reason
Programs that universally please
Stored in our Continuous Memories
Hark! The HP Angels cheer:
Bless this website,
and those who make Home here.