to the tune of Paul Simon "Kodachrome"
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(roll,roll,roll, THUNK ) (sound of quarter being put into jukebox)
Selection "34-C"
Record comes up, "THUD" needle hits record....
(a few scratches & pops)
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When I think of all the crap I learned in high school....
its a wonder I can think at all,
it werent for my trusty red LED calculator,
math class wouldn't have done me no good at all.
RED LED'''''s, give me them bright red digits
give me them 7 bright segments,
make me think every calculation is a sunny day,
oh yeah,
I got an HP 34C
I love to do caaalculations
but Carly gonna take my 34C away.
(chorus)
Carly don't take my 34C
Carly don't take my 34C
Carly don't take my 34C away
Carly she took my 34C
Carly she took my 34C
Carly she took my 34C away .....