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Re: By chance I spoke with two attorneys - Jim L - 11-16-2000

Yeah I was brewing up some Heroin yesterday, and my accountant said he couldn't omit my heroin profits from my tax return so I shot him and wrote my own return. It's a good thing I do all this in my home.

In light of Dave's request to talk about calculators, I'll stop here. :-)

Police, and IRS, please note: This is NOT a true story!!!


Re: By chance I spoke with two attorneys - Juan J - 11-17-2000

Attorneys and accountants are pests, just that simple. But these pests and administrative pukes "rule" (i. e., handle everyday meaningless things) our world. And that leaves us with plenty of time to do what we like most and what is really important, like taking care of our little machines. So let us leave them in their meaningless lives and have fun.