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Re: funny math stuff  Is this true, Katie?  Katie Wasserman  02212007 Dear Someone, I'm not sure that we can get any more OT than this, so I'll keep my answer brief:
woman / man = wo[e]
kt
Re: funny math stuff  Is this true, Katie?  Paul Dale  02212007 Reminds me of this old one: The plural of spouse is spice.
Re: funny math stuff  Is this true, Katie?  cfh  02222007
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!" Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine... Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components. There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician? "Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right. cheers
cfh
Re: funny math stuff  Is this true, Katie?  Dave Shaffer (Arizona)  02222007 I can't resist: What do you get if you cross an alligator and an elephant? alligator elephant sin(theta)
You can't cross a vector with a scaler!
Re: Funny math stuff  Andrés C. Rodríguez (Argentina)  02242007 A panel of scientists were summoned to witness an experiment: A couple (man and woman, both young) enter a small car, which is parked at some distance from the observation point. Some time passes, some noises are heard, and soon a doctor comes saying that three human beings had just left the car. The panel members' opinions: The biologist: They have had a baby. The physicist: There should have been a third person, hidden in the car from the beginning. Otherwise, conservation laws would have been violated.
The mathematician: The car will become empty again when the next person enters it.
