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There are only 10 people in this world...

Those that understand binary and those who don't.

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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who cannot.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who divide people into two categories and those who do not.

Teacher to class:

How often must I tell you that there isn't a greater or a smaller half?

But whenever I'm telling you, the graeter half of the class isn't listening!

Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.

One of my coworkers has the T-shirt:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/

I keep threatening my wife that I'll buy one, but I guess I'd rather use the $$$ towards another vintage HP...

I told you fifty million times "STOP EXAGERATING!"

ALL generalizations ARE WRONG!

Same thing.. only different 8^)