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And if Apple wanted to sell it's junk for what it's worth; they could pay whoever their socially connected, teflon coated, secret handshaking, ivy league business-class slime is..... somewhat less than 337 million per year and pass on the savings to the customer
Let's do the math, Apple haters! After all, this being a calculator forum, it should be easy for us. Right?
OK, we'll forget about Jobs, since his annual Apple salary was $1. Tim Cook gets $900K plus $378 million in stock options. Let's treat that all as a big pile of cash, even though it's not, but since you're acting as though it is, we'll go with it. Let's round it up to $379 million bucks for Tim Cook for an annual salary.
Apple doesn't release product sales figures, so we'll just have to go with the quarterly results (gross sales):
2011 Q1: $26.74 billion
2011 Q2: $24.67 billion
2011 Q3: $28.57 billion
2011 Q4: $28.27 billion
Total 2011 revenues: $108.25 billion.
Dividing that into $379 million and multiplying by 100 we see that Tim Cook's salary represents 0.35% of Apple's revenue. Of course, not all of Apple's revenue is retail sales, but again we'll just pretend it is since we don't have detailed sales information.
$399 iPad drops to $397.60
$199 iPod Touch drops to $198.30
$15,499 Mac Pro (most expensive I could configure) drops to $15,444.75
So fiscally, your proposition doesn't really make any sense, does it? I mean, assuming your goal was to significantly reduce the price of Apple products. Instead of, say, just ranting about how much you hate Apple, its products, the people who run the company, and the people who are its customers. But surely you wouldn't be that petty...
Edited: 18 May 2012, 12:08 p.m.