Sad to say,
my derivations probably would improve while under the influence...
Ren
dona nobis pacem
A couple of these are pretty good. I like the one titled "useless".
The cheat shirt would be a good idea for some of those obscure extended and I/O module functions in the 41. No reason for an RPN cheat skirt though; Katie has them all memorized.
If I had known any derivers like that when I was in school...who needs booze?